Due to the overwhelming amount of people who don't give three flips of lamb tail for newbies--no names will be given-- I have dicided to create a page with a selective chronology for you. This page will include all the times I've died, starting with my recent death to a Goblin! **voice of circus master** That's it! Step right up! Come the ship paired to a mean alien! The ship that had one of the shortest battle ever! All hail Matrix007 Explorer!
Or, if you are interested in seeing what else I do in my spare time, visit Band Man Strikes Again. This is the other side of Captain Matrix007 of the Matrix007 Explorer. But still a wacky side none the less. And yes, there will be more on this page. Just as soon as find my old turns. **wanders off in search of his old turns**
To those of you wondering about the sanity of the captain of the Matrix007 Explorer, I would like to point out this quote by the captain himself: "Let 'm eat cake. . .uh. . .cheese, I meant to say cheese!